I just bought the most beautiful dress ever. From a fancy shop in Florence, Italy.
It is also the most expensive item of clothing I have ever bought. Aaah.
That doesn’t make me uncomfortable at all, of course not.
So that’s why everybody romps around fighting naked in this world. Nobody actually follows that advice to stroke and be intimate with your weapons because they’re all like “o_O ew what?”, so nobody’s weapons are actually a threat, so nobody needs any armor… or clothes.