October: Omg you guys it’s so nice and autumnal outside. Look, I’m wearing a cardigan! And tights!
November: Do you like my new coat? I love that it’s cold enough to wear a coat again!
December: Look at my ironic Christmas sweater? Isn’t it so funny?
January: HOLY SHIT IT IS COLD I HAD TO WEAR LIKE 3 SWEATERS AND A PARKA TODAY PLEASE KILL ME.
True Life: I live in the Midwest
^^ Accurate. Wore...grandpa cardigan and...chunky scarf...